【职场人际口语 骂人篇】Here's what I'm gonna do

我打算这么做

2019-02-22
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Hey ,  Chris

嗨,克里斯

 

Hey ,  Andy

嗨,安迪

 

How are you doin'?

你怎么样

 

Terrible

糟透了

 

You guys caught up now?

你们又好上了

 

Excuse me for saying hello to my friend ,  who thinks you're a dick

不好意思,我在和我的朋友打招呼,他也觉得你是个混球

 

I don't think you're a..

我没觉得你是…

 

We're there?

修好了么

 

No. It's got a one-in-sixchance of working

没有,只有六分之一的成功机率

 

Goddamn it

妈的

 

Well ,  we're not a pit crew at Daytona. This can't be fixed in seconds

我们又不是代托纳[汽车品牌]的维修工,不可能一下子就修好

 

You didn't have seconds. You had three weeks

我没叫你一下子修好,你有整整三周时间

 

The universe was created in a third of that time

连创世纪都只用了一周时间

 

Well ,  someday you'll have to tell us how you did it

好吧,那你哪天可得告诉我你怎么创的

 

Here's what I'm gonna do

我打算这么做

 

I'm gonna announce the names of everyone who designed the launch demo

我打算在发布会上宣读所有参与设计演示人员的名字

 

I'm gonna introduce everyone and ask them to stand up

我要让他们一一起立,介绍给大家

 

The bag was designed by Susan Kare

图标苏珊凯尔设计的

 

Macintosh font that's scrolling across the screen was designed by Steve Capps

屏幕上滚动的字体是史蒂夫卡普斯设计的

Macintosh[‘mækɪntɒʃ]苹果电脑,麦金托什电脑〔一种个人电脑〕

 

The starry night and skywriting was Bruce Horn

星夜空中的文字是布鲁斯霍恩设计的

 

MacPaint ,  MacWrite ,  Alice ,  down to calculator

是爱丽丝一直说到计算器

 

And then I'm gonna say the voice demo that didn't work was designed by Andy Hertzfeld

之后我就会说不好使的语音演示是安迪赫茨菲尔德设计的

 

Steve...

史蒂夫

 

Five-in-six is your chance of surviving the first round of Russian roulette 

第一轮俄罗斯轮盘里,你有六分之五的几率能活下来

 

And you've reversed those odds

你偏把胜算反过来了

 

So unless you wanna be disgraced in front of your friends ,  family ,  colleagues ,  stockholders and the press 

 I wouldn't stand here arguing

除非你想在自己朋友家人同事股东还有媒体面前丢脸

我要是你,是不会在这儿废话了

Disgraced 美 [dis’greist]被人唾弃的

 

I'd go try and get some more bullets out of the gun

我得赶紧去想法子多掏几个子弹出去

 

Do it ,  Andy!

快去,安迪!


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