It’s what I do

我靠这个吃饭

2019-02-22
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I don’t, it’s not hate, hate’s a strong word

我没痛恨,痛恨这词也太强烈了

 

Truth be told ,i do have a slight preference for tabs

老实说,我真的比较偏好制表键

preference [ˈprefrəns]n. 偏爱

 

But that’s only because I’m anal and because i prefer precision

因为我比较古板,喜欢追求精准

anal [ˈeɪnl]adj. 直肠的

precision [prɪˈsɪʒn]n. 精确;adj. 精确的,准确的

 

Well, not to pick a fight here

不是故意找你吵架

 

But if you really care about precision, wouldn’t you use spaces?

但倘若你追求精准,用空白键比较好吧

 

But whatever. Once it goes through the compiler it’s the same thing. Right?

无所谓,反正进编译器之后,就没差了吧

 

Yeah. Yeah, technically yes

严格上来说,对

 

I guess. I just...i just don’t understand why you...

我还是觉得...我不理解...

 

Anyone would use spaces over tabs

为何有人宁愿用空白键也不用制表键

 

Like if it’s all the same, why not just use tabs?

如果没差的话,何不用制表键就好

 

Because it could look different on the other people’s computers

因为那样在不同电脑上,看起来会不一样啊

 

Tabs create smaller file sizes, all right?

制表键出来的档案容量小啊

file [faɪl]n.文件,档案

 

I run a compression company, trust me

我开压缩公司,相信我

 

I’ve devoted my life to minimalizing file sizes

我一生都在搞缩小档案

minimalize [ˈmɪnɪmaɪz]v. 把…减至最低数量

 

It’s what I do .I mean.

我靠这个吃饭

 

I do not get why anyone would use spaces over tabs

我真心不懂为何有人宁愿用空白也不用制表键

 

I mean, why not just use Vim over Emacs?

干脆用文字编辑器,不用巨集编辑器

 

I do use Vim over Emacs

我的确是那样

 

Oh. God,help us!

老天爷帮帮忙喔

 

Okay,uh...you know what?

我觉得


I just...I don’t think this is going to work. I’m so sorry

我们之间行不通,抱歉

 

Uh, I mean like, what, we’re going to bring kids into this world with that over their heads?

以后生了孩子还要吵这个

 

That’s not really fair to them, don’t you think?

这样对孩子太不公平了

 

Kids? We haven’t even slept together

孩子 我们都还没睡过呢

 

And guess what it’s never going to happen

以后也别想睡了

 

Now because there is no way 

I’m going to be with someone who uses spaces over tabs

我绝对不可能跟宁用空白键也不用制表键的人在一起


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