Here's what we came up with.

这是我们的想法

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We kind of thought we nailed it with Tables,

but you say you want something light, fun, inviting.

我们以为桌子的广告打得不错,现在却想要轻松有趣 吸引人的

 

But most of all, you want something that delivers a step-by-step guide 

to all of the nuances of your platform.

希望我们能做个按照步骤,详细解析平台的新广告

 

Yeah.

 

All of this with the caveat

that you don't have enough money for even a minuscule ad buy.

前提是你连最低广告都买不起

caveat[ˈkeviˌæt]  n.警告,附加说明

minuscule[ˈmɪnəˌskjul]  adj.非常小的,极不重要的

 

Um, yes, that's right.

对没错

 

That's a pretty small target to hit.

这样也太棘手了

 

Anyway, here's what we came up with.

总之,这是我们的想法

 

Oh, hello, welcome to Pied Piper. How can I help you?

你好,欢迎使用“魔笛手” 我能怎么帮你

 

What in the name of fuck is that?

这是个什么鬼

 

Well, his name is Pipey, the Pied Piper Piper.

它叫做小笛,“魔笛手”的小魔笛

 

He's fun. And, uh, you know, the demo's interactive. Just...

它很有趣,示范的互动性也够...

 

Looks like you want to compress a movie file!

看来你想要压缩电影

 

Can I help? You know, with Pied Piper 's revolutionary neural network, optimized, sharded data distribution system,

it's just six clicks away! Follow me!

我能帮忙吗 借助“魔笛手”的革新神经网络,

优化又分片的资料分散系统,六个步骤就能完成,

跟我来操作

 

I like it.

我喜欢

 

That's a fuckin' lie.

大谎话

 

Yeah.

没错

 

So, Richard, you want us to take the most sophisticated

 and technically complex compression

based platform ever created and add that?

你是想要在史上最复杂又高科技压缩平台的基础上,

加上那个

 

Still here!

我还在喔

 

Well, after the booths at CES and South by Southwest,

在消费电子展和电影节摆摊

 

all of our outreach, the Dodge Challenger...

所有的推广活动,还抽房车

outreach [aʊtˈritʃ]  v.超越n.延伸

 

Still here!

我还在喔

 

Plus, all the cost of working up, you know, this,

 we are pretty much all out of money.

再加上制作这个的经费,我们真的没钱了

 

Follow me!

跟着我操作

 

Okay.


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