It’s just seamless

无缝连接,浑然天成

2019-02-15
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I went to Hendricks’ Facebook page

我上了亨卓斯的脸书页

 

I found a friend of his that lived near Palo Alto

发现他有个朋友住在帕罗奥图

 

Searched his name and found that he was in the techbusiness

搜寻他的名字后,发现他也是做科技业

 

I then came up with a great idea dummyupan email in his name sent a beta request to

于是我了个好主意,用他的名字

创个假电邮账户,给亨卓斯发送测试版请求,如你所见

Dummy  up 缄口不语,闭口不说


Henry , and then voila

太神奇了

 

That’s incredible

没错

 

Yes ,  well ,  it’s my craft

我就是这么厉害

 

You see ,  I think security details is like creating great jazz where you can all

做好咨询保全就像玩爵士乐

 

What are you talk...I’m talking about the beta.Will you shut the fuck up?

你在说什么?我说的是测试版,你给我闭嘴

 

Fuck ,  this is good

太强了

 

Their sign up flow ,   their mobile app ,  it’s just seamless

注册简便,还有手机程式,根本浑然天成

 

How are they doing this

他们是怎么办到的

 

I can put a team on that ,  sir

我能召集小组调查

 

If you want to know they

这样就能知道

 

Why are you so high maintenance?

你有必要这么难相处

Maintenance  [‘mentənəns]n. 维护,维修;保持;生活费用

 

Do you want me to answer that ,sir?

我需要回答这个问题吗

 

No! God damn it

不用,天啊

 

You’re so needy

你烦不烦啊

 

Okay ,  i just talked to the real Max Karnow and he had no idea about the beta

我刚才跟真的麦斯卡诺通过电话,他完全不知道测试版一事

 

Wow  ,  um ,  clearly we’re dealing with a Hooli spy here

显然我们是碰到呼力间谍

 

So what do we do

怎么办

 

I mean ,  shut down his account ,  obviously

当然是先关掉他的使用权

 

Yeah ,  on it ,  sorry ,  Dinesh

好,这就关,抱歉,迪内许

 

You will now have one less fake friend

你不存在的朋友要少一个了

 

Wait ,  Gilfoyle. Is shutting down this guy’s account really the worst thing

 we can think of to do to him

等等,吉佛尔,关掉使用权不是我们整死他的最坏手段吧

 

Oh ,  my god. Where the fuck is my head

天啊,我都没想到

 

Stand by

看好了


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