Okay, Summer' s label are going to announce the news on Friday

莎莫的公司会在周五宣布这个消息

So we until then to turn this from a car crash into the Gumball Rally

所以在那之前，我们要把这从一场车祸变成赛车拉力赛

She wants to ditch the classical and move into adult pop

她想拜托古典音乐转做流行成人音乐

Our job is a top-down re-brand

我们的工作是从头到尾的形象改造

She' s heading in a very different direction. It's much edgier

她在朝着一个完全不同的方向进军，更加前卫的方向

She' s working with Tiny Temper

她在和泰尼•坦普合作

Look, people just think of me as a little girl, but I' m not. I wanna be taken seriously

人们总是认为我还是个小女孩，但我不是，我希望能受到重视

She wants to be sexy

她想展现她性感的一面

Swift sexy or Rihanna sexy?

泰勒•斯威夫特式还是蕾哈娜式性感

Rihanna sexy

蕾哈娜式性感

Well...

好吧

Budget?

预算呢

Limited

有限

Drug habit?

药物成瘾怎么样

Few track marks, easily done

少许针孔，简单好操作

Not very sexy, not for a girl

听起来不太性感，也不适合女孩子

Mental breakdown. Shave your head, piss in a bucket, buy a monkey

精神崩溃呢，剃个光头，水桶里尿尿，买只猴子

No mental breakdowns, no substance abuse. They work only for actresses

不要精神崩溃，不要滥用药物，这些方法只对女演员管用

From an old boyfriend?

找个年纪大的男友呢

Too much of a slow burn

消息不够爆炸

I don' t care what I have to do. I' m 17 years old and I' m not ready for my career to be over

要我做什么都无所谓，我才17岁，我可不想让我的事业早早葬送

My best friend works six days a week in H&M for, like,￡400. Fuck that

我最好的朋友在H&M一周工作六天才拿四百镑工资，太可怕了

Summer

莎莫

What about a sex tape? There hasn't been a good one of those in a while

性爱录像带怎么样，很久没爆出这种新闻了

Okay, hang on just a second

等一下等一下

Not really classy

这招有点低俗吧

But is classy really what we' re going for here?

高级也不是我们的目的呀

classy /'klɑːsɪ/adj. 优等的；上等的；漂亮的

Ooh, lesbians

蕾丝边性爱怎么样

Lesbians, perfect

蕾丝边，完美

On trend and much less seedy than straight

潮流所向，比直来直去更有文艺范儿

seedy /'siːdɪ/ adj. 肮脏的；污七八糟的；乌烟瘴气的；下流的

Certainly wouldn't look like a little girl anymore

确实脱离了低龄范畴

It's well shot. Intended for private use. Grown up, sophisticated. Think Madonna

好主意，私用视频不慎泄露，长大成人，迈向成熟，想想麦当娜

Old Madonna. Not old Madonna

曾经的麦当娜，不是人老珠黄的麦当娜

Then it gets leaked, hacked from your Cloud, you' re horrified, you make a public admission. How betrayed you feel

然后录像泄露，黑客黑入了你的云盘，你很惊恐，你做了公开声明，怒斥隐私收到侵犯

Getting the sympathy vote from the girls

从女孩子手里拉同情票

Whilst turning yourself into a filthy little minx

同时也转型走风骚小熟女路线

minxn. /mɪŋks/ 风骚女子；轻佻女子

Nation' s sweetheart' s dirty secret

国民小甜心的下流秘密

And if the new album tanks, sell a tape online, still make a forture

而且如果新专辑打了水漂，把性爱录像卖到网上，还能再赚一笔

And we can turn this around in 48 hours

而且我们可以在两天内搞定这一切