I have some news for you

我有事要宣布

2019-02-16
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Okay ,guys. Can I have your attention, please!
各位,请注意一下

 

Yeah, next goal wins

对啊,这球定输赢罗

 

No, uh, not... Now. Sorry, it’s got to be now

不是,现在请注意我这边

 

And so, bring it in , Dang

大家过来吧,邓

 

Uh, Chef Amy, Jan the Man, Keith, Northeast regional

艾美主厨,真汉子阿珍,凯斯,东北业务

 

And do you still have your shadow?

跟随学习的那位在吗

 

Yo!

我在

 

Hey, there he is

来了就好

 

Okay, uh...circle up

大家聚过来

 

All right, I have some news for you

有件事要宣布

 

Is this about the new CEO?

是关于新执行官的事吗?


Recode is saying it could be Reid Hoffman

瑞始码说可能是里德霍夫曼

 

No, I...don’t know anything about that

不是,这件事我完全不知

 

No,no...There’s no new CEO. There’s no new employees of any kind

都不是,没有新执行官,也没有新员工

 

There’s actually...It’s more about you guys becoming former employees

其实我是要宣布解雇大家一事

 

So, look...

公司

 

We’re heading in a different direction

现在政策改变

 

And what that means is if I haven’t taken you aside and spoken to you privately  

about staying on, that does mean that you are terminated immediately

若没把你拉到旁边小房间,说你保有职位,那么你就是立即被开除了

 

So, Dang, Chef Amy, Jan the Man, all of sales

所以邓、艾美主厨、真汉子阿珍、各位销售

 

I am ,uh,really sorry about all this

我很抱歉

 

Are you sure that you can fire us, like, legally?

你能就这样解雇我们吗?确定合法?

 

Yeah. Yes, absolutely

当然可以

 

I’m CTO. I’m the highest ranking officer, so yes answer

身为技术官,我是最高执行官,确定可以

 

You’re...you’re still CTO? Laurie hasn’t fired you yet?

你还是技术官,萝莉还没把你开除

 

No,she has...Why would she fired me?

当然没有,她为什么要开除我?

 

Well, Code/Rag said that your tech is mediocre and that’s why no one will take the CEO job

雷格码上写你的技术平庸,所以才没人愿意接执行官的位子

Mediocre /midɪ'okɚ/adj. 普通的;平凡的;中等的

 

What?

什么?

  

Yeah

是啊

 

That’s why I assumed that you’d been fired

所以我以为你早就被开除了

  

Uh,maybe she’s waiting till Friday to fire him

也许萝莉周五才会解雇他吧

 

Oh, that makes sense

有道理

 

No,it doesn’t make sense. That’s not what’s happening ,okay?

一点都没道理,事情根本不是这样

 

I’m not getting fired. That’s crazy

我才不会被开除,太荒唐了

 

I haven’t read this article. Okay, maybe I’m too busy making the tech awesome

Because it’s not mediocre

我还没读到你说的文章报道,因为我忙着把技术升等,

因为我的技术一点都不平庸

 

It’s actually...turns out , it’s fucking revolutionary

事实上证明,可是革命性地创新

 

So, I guesthat’s the truth

事实就是这样

 

And also, I’m not fired, these guys aren’t fired, you all are fired

再说,我没事,他们没事,是你们才被开除了

 

Everyone from this wall is fired. So,enjoy being fired

这道墙以外的的人通通再见。大家失业愉快


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