A first impressions video

今天是个第一印象的视频

2019-02-13
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Alright so of course this is a first impressions video

今天是个第一印象视频

 

I have never seen or touched these

我之前没有见过或者摸过这些刷子

 

And I know these brushes are probably out now by the time

that this video is live so

当这支视频上传到油管时,这套刷子可能还没有发售

by the time [bai ðə taim] 到…时候为止

 

This is what the brushes come in

刷子长酱紫

 

Now I don't feel like I have to do a disclaimer every time I do a comment

我觉得我没必要在每支视频前都发表 一个声明

disclaimer [dɪsˈkleɪmə(r)] n. 放弃;免责声明

comment [ˈkɒment] n. 评论

 

But I am gonna say this once and I'm gonna say it once only

但是我要再强调一遍,只说一次

 

Everything I say here is just my thoughts of course.

我的地盘我做主

 

If you don't like me already

如果你讨厌我

 

I don't know why you even click on this video

那你为什么还要点开视频

click on [klik ɔn] 点击鼠标

 

But most of you already know what is up

但是大部分人还是爱我的

 

And I'm sorry that I have to keep reiterating this stuff

不好意思,我要反复地说明这些

reiterate [riˈɪtəreɪt] v. 重申

 

But girl the internet is vicious

看官们,网络欺凌很可怕的

vicious [ˈvɪʃəs] adj. 邪恶的,恶毒的

 

So let's unravel this and I'm just gonna keep it gangster okay

好吧 看看刷子的真面目 今天讲话绝不嘴下留情

unravel [ʌnˈrævl] vt. 解开、阐明

gangster [ˈgæŋstə(r)] n. 流氓、匪徒

 

For 360 dollars, I am very curious why this is...

售价360刀,我好奇的是为什么化妆刷包

curious [ˈkjʊəriəs] adj. 好奇的

 

I call it vegan leather. It's like a plastic faux leather

干脆叫它纯素皮革好了,看起来像塑料

leather [ˈleðə(r)] n.皮革制品

faux  [foʊ] adj. 人造的; <法>假的; 伪的; 人工的;


It's obviously not real

它一看就是假的啊

 

This does feel very cheap

看起来灰常廉价

 

So I'm gonna start the review off

by saying this feels like it's from the Dollar Tree

视频开头我就直截了当地讲了,这像是从一元店买来的


 

Just being fucking a hundred percent

多一毛都嫌贵

 

So as you open this up there are all the brushes

当你打开之后,刷子长这样

 

To me the silver kind of dinky packaging is not doing it for me

像这种银色小了吧唧的化妆包简直入不了我的眼

dinky [ˈdɪŋki] adj. <俚>极小的

packaging [ˈpækɪdʒɪŋ] 包装;包装风格

 

The brushes themselves... I do like the packaging

刷子本身嘛,包装还不错

 

I think the silver on the actual brushes are cute.

银色挺可爱的

 

They do look a little basic looking

但就是刷子的外观太普通了

 

I do like silver and chrome and that type of stuff of course

当然了 我本身喜欢银色反光这一类的东西

 

But overall am I wowed by this packaging

整体来说,包装不吸引人

overall [ˌəʊvərˈɔ:l] adj. 全部的

 

No I'm not

真的不吸引人

 

This overall just feels a very cheap yeah

感觉非常廉价

 

But are the brushes good? Of course I haven't even touched them right now

但是刷子究竟好不好用,当然了我还没摸过

 

yet so we are going to do that

所以今天来摸一下

 

But first impressions, what do you guys think?

大家觉得第一印象是什么

 

Of course you're gonna sound off in the comments below

while you're watching this

看视频的同时别忘了留言告诉我

 

But are we living for the packaging?

你们喜欢这包装么

 

It almost looks like... I don't know

看起来就像...我不知道

 

I'm like looking at this like in foil

这个看起来就是用锡箔纸包一下

foil [fɔɪl] n. 箔,金属薄片

 

It looks like the shit they didn't sign when they were like

这个看上去很逊,不像是说起来的那么神

 


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