A breakthrough lash look

超级无敌美到哭的妆容

2019-02-13
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Yes, this is a mascara everybody

好了,这是睫毛膏本尊了

mascara [mæˈskɑ:rə]n. 睫毛膏

 

When I saw this, I was like I don't get it

当我看到这个的时候,我get不到它的点

 

We're about to try this out

我们现在就来整明白它

 

So the mascara comes like this

and we're gonna try to open it right now

睫毛膏长这样,

我们现在准备打开它

 

So basically you are supposed to squeeze

所以应该是要按压两侧来打开它

squeeze [skwi:z]v. 挤,榨

 

See these little side ridges right here?

看见它两侧的两个卡位没

ridges [rɪdʒɪz]n.脊

 

You were supposed to squeeze them

你应该按压那个卡位打开它

 

I think and then pop it open. I'm not sure

我觉得是这样打开的,不是很确定

 

Why don't we read it before we fuck up my nail?

还是看看说明书先,免得弄坏了我的美甲

 

So on the box, it says grip sides,

and rock mascara brush side to side.

盒子上说,抓住睫毛膏两侧,然后摇着刷柄一边一边地打开

 

Side to side

一边一边打开

 

Okay and then it says see inside of carton to rock a breakthrough lash look

查看并按照包装盒里面的内容,能得到一个超级无敌美到哭泣的妆容

carton [ˈkɑ:tn]n.硬纸盒

 

Okay to safeguard purity never lend or borrow your mascara

为了你的健康着想,请不要借用或借出你的睫毛膏

safeguard [ˈseɪfgɑ:d] n/v.保护,保卫

 

Discard after three months of opening.

三个月开封后睫毛膏就不能用了

 

Never add water or saliva.

请不要往睫毛膏里加入水或者口水

 

We're gonna zoom in right here

我们放大这里看看

 

 Because I don't know if a lot of you are gonna believe me.

我不知道你们是否相信我说的

 

But this literally says right above my nail.

但是这里,就在我的指甲上方,可以看到真的写了

 

Never add water or saliva.

请不要往睫毛膏里加入水或者口水

 

I'm sorry.

哈哈哈哈 sorry 我觉得

 

I'm like, bitch if someone is really spitting in their mascara or licking the wand,

如果真的有人往睫毛膏里吐口水,或者去舔刷头,啧啧

 

what the fuck are some of you guys doing out there?

她究竟是怎么样的奇葩

 

Well today, we're not gonna be going be spitting.

今天 我们不会往睫毛膏里吐口水

 

Because we all know we swallow in this house.

因为大家都知道,在这里我们只会将某些不可描述的东西下去

swallow [ˈswɒləʊ]v. 吞,咽

 

Alright so besides that open here for instructions how to rock a break...

好的,除了以上那些东西, 按照说明从这里打开包装

instruction [ɪnˈstrʌkʃn]n.说明

 

Okay so it has these weird little arrows here.

这里有一些奇怪的箭头

arrows ['ærəʊs]n.箭头

 

I think we're gonna peel this back, oh wow this is the weirdest packaging.

我们应该打开包装盒,哇哦 这个真是史上最奇怪的包装

 

Okay, oh okay there's a little instruction book in here.

哦哦哦ok 这里有一个说明书

 

Grip head sides and remove cap.

抓住睫毛膏的侧边,然后取下盖子

 

Bend brush to desired angle, and apply from the root to top.

将刷子的刷柄弯到一定角度,然后从睫毛的根部刷到睫毛顶部

 

All right babay, let's open this damn thing up.

好了,宝贝们,我们赶紧开了这玩意

 

So of course as you guys can see, I have my makeup all on except mascara.

正如大家所见,我化了全妆,除了还没涂睫毛膏之外

 

So if I look like a little alien right now, that's why.

所以为啥我看起来那么奇怪 像个外星人呢,这就是原因了

alien [ˈeɪliən]n. 外星人

 

Alright so we are going to hold this down like it said.

好了,我们要像描述那样抓住它


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